What's wrong with your shirt?
What?
Look right there.
Mommy, look, I have a hole in my shirt.
(Then he says in a volume that reminds people he is in fact my son, because I am nothing if not seriously volume challenged at times... )
Look Mr. Jim, you can stick your finger in the hole and touch my wood!
**blink, blink... crickets chirping**
Your what?
My wood. (He says while rubbing his arm....)
Skin Zackary. It is called skin. Trees have wood. People have skin.
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I may have laughed hard enough to almost shoot pop out of my nose and I had tears streaming down my face.
Children..... making the world a funnier place one innocently inappropriate comment at a time.
Tears streaming down your legs you mean? :)
ReplyDeleteOh yes. Sam thought it would be good to yell... mom! Look at my woody while in a packed store. Of course he was referring to the Toys Story character.
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